Dear loyal reader.  Here are the rest of the quotes from last quarter:

"What? You only see the fourth dimension linearly?  Pussy!" - Ed

"I wanna fuck children, cuz I hate them so much." - Kirk, trying to say how he wants to fuck OVER children.

"Let's talk to Stef and Ryan, we could make our own porn... oh, wait." - Justin

"It works a lot better with a strap-on" - Carol, on guitar straps.

"I wanna learn how to throw knives really well." - Justin, for realz.

"Stupid non-spreading legs." - Kevin, to my wooden man

"I keep wanting to make a rape joke." - Court, on Crepes.

"You mean like doing sex?" - Eric, on 'doing sex'

"I said the riddest thing." - Wilmar, saying the weirdest thing.

"Gotta bo, gye!" - Wilmar being lysdexic

"Like... real sex?" - Carol, on 'real sex'

"This guy put gravy on my biscut and I made him do it again." - Carol

"My burrito's FULL of sausages." - Justin

"Aww... I want balls." - Justin

"Did you see the guy with the monocycle?" - Carol talking about unicycles

"Good luck with those testie thingies." - Court

"There's gotta be a way to get her in the sack/SAC" - Justin

"It's a weird feeling to wake up naked and wet." - Cammie

"[singing] Conjunction function, whats your... aww..." - Kerry

"I am pie-curious." - Kirk

"Have you seen the episode where they throw babies in the water?" - Wilmar

"I'm against indie in principle" heard "I'm against Indian principle" - Carol

"I'm out of my pants." - Kevin

"I was chewing so fast." - Court

"Tuesdays are devoted to RAness" - Joos

"I hope you get cut yourself" - Wilmar, mixing "i hope you cut yourself" and "I hope you get cut"

"I hate mis-shooting." - Justin

"I'm goign to take all your babies." - Carol

"I'm gay all weekend...........game" - Ed, on being game all weekend.

"The path is unevil." - Christina, on the path being unlevel and uneven

"Do you have any nubs? Nibbles?" - Wilmar, wanting a snack

"Did you spill tha tmilk?"  - Court 
"I wish" - annonymous guy

"Maybe just one." - Wilmar, b eing hi-larious, answering the question, "How many 6 pieces are you going to buy"

"You know Carol, there's no such thing as Jesus Christ?" - Justin, trying to say "Santa"

"I mean Santa Clause. Santa Claus!!!!!!!" - Justin, for realz

"Mine's not tall enough to go up... it jus tgoes in." - Kerry, to Justin on Fauxhawx

"On monday I was frozen." - Madonna

"What? I squirted all over.  I'm sorry." - Carol, on hand sanitizer

"These are starting to get corrupted.  But when I go insided them, it's ok." - Justin

"No thanks, I'm going out tonight." - Kevin
"Hot date?" - Justin
"With your hand?" - Cam
"Not this time!" - Kevin

"That was a young lawn." - Justin, on long yawns.

"Justin, do you box? Can I box you?" - Madonna

"Stop getting cake faced all over your hand." - Carol, on I don't know.

"I never forget my ..... uh ....." - Victoria

"You can tell that 's a fake cow - look at it's nipples." - Victoria

"Crap.  I gave the cloud a boner" - Carol

"I'm only biased against things I hate." - Carol

"I wanna show you the funny racist thing.  But racist." - Carol

"Yeah I went to private school for 12 years!" - Nam, holding up 3 fingers.

That's it for fall quarter folks, with winter quarter just beginning, I should get a new sharpie and start a new sheet.  I've already got a couple of good quotes, which I will put up around midterms.  I'm out!

Love,

Justin

Quotes of today, August 26, 2004

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!  You want soup?  Nyah!" ~ Xax, to Stephanie as she tried to eat his 5 shrimp "Prawn Soup"

"Googlefilipino? What's that?" ~ June, on how Justin found the picture of the pedophile for his berkeley prophile.

"They do that?  They have google.filipino now?" ~ Xax, referencing previous quote, with a new, filipino twist.

"Hot librarian!" ~ June and Xax, am not allowed to explain.

"Your toungue is out of this world!" ~ Stephanie, on alien toungue.